Looking for a playful way to send your good night wishes? These funny flirty good night messages will make your special someone smile before they drift off to sleep.
Flirty Good Night Messages for Crush
Sometimes a little playful text is all it takes to make your crush think of you before they fall asleep. Try these messages to leave them smiling.
If dreams are where magic happens, then I hope I star in yours tonight—preferably as the hero saving you from your boring dreams!
Sleep tight, but not too tight—I don’t want you waking up with pillow creases that rival my charm.
If I could be your blanket, I’d keep you warmer than your radiator ever could.
Counting sheep is outdated—counting how many times I’ve thought about texting you today is way more fun.
The moon is jealous of your glow, so try not to outshine it too much tonight.
If your dreams are as sweet as you, I might have to set an alarm to wake you up for a sugar rush.
I hope your bed is comfy because mine feels like it's missing someone... you.
If we were neighbors, I’d whisper good night through your window—creepy or cute? You decide.
Let the stars twinkle a little extra tonight; they need the practice to keep up with your sparkle.
Sleep well knowing you’re on someone’s mind—mine, obviously.
I told the moon to deliver my good night kiss, but I think it’s running late.
If you wake up smiling, it’s probably because you dreamt about me.
The only thing better than saying good night is imagining the good morning when I see your text.
I bet your dreams are going to be as amazing as you. No pressure, though.
I’d tell you a bedtime story, but I’d probably end up making it all about us.
Good night to the person who’s better than a cup of warm milk—because you’re actually exciting.
If the night gets boring, feel free to dream about me. I promise I’ll be entertaining.
Sweet dreams are guaranteed, especially if I’m in them!
I hope your dreams are cozy, like one of my hugs—well, the hugs I would give if we were there.
You’re like a shooting star—rare, beautiful, and something I wish for every night.
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I hope your dreams are as creative as my excuses to text you.
I might just start calling you the Sandman because you make my nights so dreamy.
Sleep well, but don’t snore too loud—I might hear it in my dreams.
If bedtime was a competition, you’d win gold for the cutest snoozer I know.
Sweet dreams to the person I’m crushing on—big time.
Flirty Good Night Messages for Crush to Make Her Smile
Add a little humor and flirtation to your good night texts to make her end the day on a high note.
1. Close your eyes and pretend I’m there, telling you how lucky I am to have you to text at night.
2. If the stars were as bright as your smile, the sky would need sunglasses.
3. I hope your dreams are full of me—but not too full. I want you to sleep peacefully.
4. Sleep tight, dream sweet, and wake up thinking about me. Sounds like a plan, right?
5. I hear dreaming about your crush is good luck—guess you’ll be lucky tonight!
6. Your bed might be comfy, but imagine how cozy it’d be with my texts wrapped around you.
7. If the moon could blush, it’d turn red knowing I’m texting you.
8. They say the best dreams are inspired by the last person you talk to—so here I am!
9. I hope your dreams are as lovely as the messages I plan to send you tomorrow.
10. Don’t let the bedbugs bite, but if they do, send them my way. I’ll take care of it for you.
11. You make every evening brighter than it should be—now go make my dreams better too.
12. Imagine me as your dream DJ, playing all the greatest hits of us together.
13. If dreams are mirrors of the heart, you’ll be seeing a lot of me tonight.
14. If I were a blanket, I’d wrap you up in my affection all night.
15. Good night, but remember: mornings start better when you text me first.
16. My pillow said it’s jealous that you’re not here. I don’t blame it.
17. Sweet dreams to the one who’s better than any bedtime story.
18. If thoughts were stars, my sky would be full of you right now.
19. I’m betting your dreams are going to be as stunning as you are.
20. If you dream about me, make sure I’m the hero. I have a reputation to uphold.
21. I don’t need a bedtime story tonight—I’ll just think about you.
22. If your dreams need a plot twist, imagine me showing up unexpectedly.
23. Sleep well, knowing you’re my favorite thought every night.
24. I hope your dreams are as sweet as the texts I’ll send in the morning.
25. Good night to the person who’s turning my nights into daydreams.
Flirty Good Night Messages for Him
Sometimes, all it takes is a cheeky, flirty message to make him smile before bed. Try these to end his day with a laugh.
Don’t let the bedbugs bite—unless they’re flirting as well as I am.
If you were here, I’d tuck you in and steal your blanket, just for fun.
My dreams called—they want you to guest star tonight.
If I could bottle my good night kisses, you’d need a shelf for them all.
Sweet dreams to the guy who makes my heart skip like a broken playlist.
I’m sending virtual hugs to keep you warm tonight—don’t let them escape!
The stars may shine, but you’re the only one worth stargazing for.
They say sleep recharges you, but I’m pretty sure texting you does that for me.
I hope your dreams are as spicy as my texts.
Sleep well, handsome, and don’t let the dream monsters ruin your perfect hair.
My pillows are jealous that I’m thinking about you instead of fluffing them.
Sweet dreams to the man who keeps my nights anything but boring.
If dreams were like movies, I’d be casting us in the lead roles tonight.
The moon called—it’s officially resigning because you’re outshining it.
I hope your dreams are full of us, with me being the main character, obviously.
I could write a novel about how much I wish I were saying good night in person.
Sweet dreams to the guy who makes me wish nights were shorter.
I told my dreams to prepare for your arrival tonight—they’re thrilled.
If I were a blanket, I’d wrap you up so tight you’d never want to wake up.
Sleep tight, and don’t forget to dream about me—it’s a nightly requirement.
If your dreams are half as funny as our chats, you’re in for a good night.
I hope your pillow is as supportive as my flirt game tonight.
Sweet dreams, and don’t snore too loud—you’ll scare the stars away.
If you wake up smiling, I’ll know it’s because you dreamt about me.
Sleep well, but don’t get too comfy—I plan to steal your dreams soon.
Final Verdict
These 75+ funny flirty good night messages are sure to make your crush or special someone smile before they sleep. Try them tonight!